Dazzle with Stuff from Zazzle

Are you already exhausted tomorrow? If so, there’s a mug–and a T-shirt and tote bag–for that.

Since a few of you have taken a liking to my social media updates and signs, I decided to create some fun and (dys)functional products that you could buy and take home for yourself via Zazzle, such as:




And there are a bunch of other things there as well, including more mugs, tote bags, aprons and T-shirts.


While they’re all created in a basic format, they can be customized to whatever size, style and color your little heart desires.

And if there’s something you want that you don’t see, feel free to email me with your suggestions and I’ll see what I can do without a mental breakdown and throwing my computer out the window.

(Not because it’s hard to make things, but because that’s just how I usually feel when I’m online. And also, it takes 24 hours for new items to appear in the store.)

I’ve added a tab at the top of my blog so can share with everyone you know and enter the pantheon of awesomeness, but clicking this link will take you directly to my store.

The best part? You can shop without having to deal with other people who don’t know how to shop. Win-win!

Anyway, I promise not to be spammy about this, but I spent too much damn time trying to figure Zazzle out not to write up a post and occasionally let you know about new items. At the suggestion of social media queen Kim, I’ve also started a “Gifts” Pinterest board where I’ll slowly pin new designs.

So check it out, and as always, thanks for encouraging my behavior!

Like the blog? Buy the books!

10 responses to “Dazzle with Stuff from Zazzle

  1. Very nice items! I shall peruse more. Yaay stores!

  2. Damn, I wish I would have thought of it first.

  3. Your stuff is FUNNY!!

  4. I’m pretty sure I need the “My To Do List is Basically Just A List of the Things I Want to Eat: mug.” Genius, and the irony is I actually pen a separate to do list each weekend of the things I want to make, which translates to want to eat! Apparently I have issues and you nailed them in a coffee mug.
    I think the idea of merchandising your witty and wonderful musings is fabulous. Rock on with yo’ bad self…in a good way.

  5. There is a word for the hell hath no fury like me when I’m inconvenienced and hungry: HANGRY! The women in my family are often hangry if we do not have first dinner by 5:30 and second dinner by 9:00. Just saying. Hangry is real.

  6. It’s about goddamn time that you did this!!! So happy.

Talk to me

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s